A Golden Oldie...

So I was feeling a bit nostaglic today and started watching old episodes of The Hills (Season 2 to be exact). While watching I came along this gem... hope you enjoy...

A Thumbs Down for the Newest Season of What Used to be MTV's Money-Making Powerhouse

Tonight was the SEASON (not series) finale of The Hills. With no signs of Metherella it could only be so entertaining.
Brody decides he and Jayde can be no more, while Spencer finally caves in and says if Heidi wants a child, he wants to have a child.
Kristin and Justin-Bobby decide to give a try while Audrina is left alone on some pier.

What is this? Where are the fights? The emotional music set to tearful a rendezvous at a posh L.A. night club? Where are the memorable quotes: "You know what you did!" "I forgive you, and I want to forget you."
Oh yeah... they all left with Lauren Conrad. On the Aftershow, Kristin let's us know there will be another season of The Hills and if MTV hopes to turn this show back into the powerhouse it was three years ago they may have to give Lauren Conrad an offer she can't refuse.

The Good, The Bad, and The Stephanie...

Well let's see. Same opening song. Similar opening in general. But not the same. What I liked: Well the upcoming episodes look interesting, now that Kristin ditches Justin-Bobby and tries to go for Brody.
What I don't like... and there's a lot of it.
No Lauren Conrad means there shouldn't be any Lo. She's pointless now. She was there for Lauren. Now she's randomly BFFs with Stephanie and Audrina? What? Didn't Audrina and Lo have a falling out? And now they're also BFFs with Heidi? HUH? Was Lo ever friends with her? Speaking of Speidi, the duo is kinda obsolete now too. Who cares that they're house shopping and talking about babies? Their role was to hate Lauren Conrad. And even though Stephanie is taking up more airtime, at least they didn't bill Metherella in the intro. Thank God.
Spills still misses Lauren though. They try to keep the same intro but added in Kristin. It was kind of sad. Her narrating skills will never reach those of Lauren's... though he husky voice does make me think of the Bearded Conrad.

Really.

The Hills has been in the news a lot lately, and duh, they have a premier coming up tonight. There is a lot to mention, Spencer bashing Lauren more, Lauren saying she's forgotten the show, Stephanie thinking about leaving, but what took the cake is Kristin Cavallari's interview with the L.A. Times. Cavallari reports that the show is fake. Completely. 100%.

All I can say to this is

NO
F*CKING
SH*T

Money makes the world go around...

So Perez Hilton is reporting that salaries for The Hills cast members have leaked. Here's how it breaks down...
Lauren Conrad was making $125,000 per episode. Not bad, not bad. What the hell is she going to do now, aside from Kohl's?
Audrina Patridge brings in $100,000 per episode, while Heidi is making close to $100,000. Excuse me? Why the F*CK is that girl making more than Heidi? We all know he story is just filler anyway. Well I guess maybe now with Kristin and JB's possible "fling" Audrina could have more of a role. Still. As for Spencer and Brody, they make $65,000 and $45,000 thousand respectively.

Jessi and Dan are back with the B*tch!

The After Show! All about Kristin! Jessi and Dan are back! I love these two, they don't take it seriously and are hilarious. They talk to Lo about Kristin and Laguna Beach days and then to Frankie and then to Kristin herself.

Uh oh...

So I understand the picture with the Bar Bitch, but umm what's with the Brody picture? I can't imagine Jayde being too keen on that picture, especially with her reaction to Audrina and Brody last season. Watch out Kristin, "playmates always bring the drama."

Wait, what?

Kristin v. Lauren
I'm sorry, but didn't Lauren leave The Hills? Why are they even being compared?
We all know The Hills is a far cry from reality, but in a show that still bills itself as so, how do they explain her just dropping off? Especially when Conrad's BFFL, Lo Bosworth, is still going to make appearances on the show (she could even be billed as an official cast member in opening credits). If they really want a new start, ditch the Bearded Lady and stick with the B*tch.
Here's some more pics of the gals at Sunday night's VMAs.

PS--Lay off the bronzer Conrad! Keep it natural, like your "successor."

Audriana v. Cavallari

Oh the "drama." So Perez Hilton reports that Audrina Patridge, the brown-haired ho dropped out as a presenter at tonight's VMAs because she learned she'd be presenting with The Hills newcomer, Kristin Cavallari. Apparently the two don't get along and I'm guessing it has something to do with Kristin making whoopie with Justin-Bobby.

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Oh great and Heidi wants to reproduce. And what's with Kristin and that slutty bar b*tch becoming friends? Can't MTV just ask Kristin to invite one of her real friends to be on the show? Oh wait, she doesn't have any.

And Kristin! Really? JB? Honestly? Justin-Bobby needs a quick shave among other things. And after he's done with a few of those razors he can give a handful to the Bearded Conrad.

The B*TCH is Back!

The B*TCH is Back! Tuesday, September 29th at 10pm!
Kristin Cavallari joins The Hills cast for season 6! Kristin Cavallari starred alongside Lauren Conrad on MTV's Laguna Beach. Fans of the show got to see Cavallari on The Hills fifth season finale where the Laguna Beach High alum showed up at Heidi and Spencer's wedding.

I'm excited to have her join the cast, but I'd prefer Lauren to be on too! "Beef Curtains," however decided to step down when the time was right--which to me sounds like a thinly veiled cover-up for "she was kicked off the show because her boyfriend can't be filmed due to conflicting contracts."

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Hopefully the show will find some balance with a b*tch-filled cast.