If there is a God, "The Hills" will fit this into the show

Irony, anyone? On the scenes for this weeks The Hills Stephanie Pratt, Metherella, tells Heidi her sister Holly, "really needs help." Oh Metherella I hope you're eating your words now (or eating something, please). Perez Hilton is reporting that Stephanie has landed in jail on DUI charges. A rehab veteran, Stephanie may need to make another trip.
PLEASE, Adam DiVello, include this in the show!!!

Meth-head bashes Perez Hilton

Ok, I'm not the biggest Perez Hilton fan, but um wow?
Sadly I follow him on Twitter (oh lord right?). Apparently Perez had his laptop out and was taking a few notes during tonight's VMAs. This didn't sit well with California's own little piece of the Jersey Turnpike, Stephanie Pratt. The Crackpipe tweets: "Ok @perezhilton u piece of dog shit get a life and get off ur computer u FUCKING LOSER. I would rather rather die than be you. Fuck off"
WOW! Hostility! She goes to say: "Oh ps I enjoyed looking 5 rows back and seeing perez hiltons un-button shirt showing off his fat rolls. Yep one more time... Fuck u perez"
So what set her off? Smoke some bad stuff, Steph? Nope. Apparently Metherella had a bit too much to drink causing Perez to tweet: "Stephanie Pratt is so wasted! She's probably seconds away from barfing on her lap. She's also had too much work done!"
Now Perez may not be the nicest homo out there, but he can make or break people, Steph! Luckily Steph, you won't have to worry, you have nothing for him to make or break! Well aside from your pipe.

Here are the links to their Twitters...
http://twitter.com/PerezHilton
http://twitter.com/stephaniepratt

Audriana v. Cavallari

Oh the "drama." So Perez Hilton reports that Audrina Patridge, the brown-haired ho dropped out as a presenter at tonight's VMAs because she learned she'd be presenting with The Hills newcomer, Kristin Cavallari. Apparently the two don't get along and I'm guessing it has something to do with Kristin making whoopie with Justin-Bobby.

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Oh great and Heidi wants to reproduce. And what's with Kristin and that slutty bar b*tch becoming friends? Can't MTV just ask Kristin to invite one of her real friends to be on the show? Oh wait, she doesn't have any.

And Kristin! Really? JB? Honestly? Justin-Bobby needs a quick shave among other things. And after he's done with a few of those razors he can give a handful to the Bearded Conrad.