Tuesday, November 17, 2009

"I just want you to be happy"


Ah, the fateful words of a young Miss Kristin Cavallari. I'm sure she said the same thing to her childhood friend Jessica before "hooking up" with her crush (oh we all remember that episode of Laguna Beach)
Ah the return of Speidi's shrink! Did you see the look on that poor psychiatrist's face when Heidi suggested she trick Spencer and go off her birth control? It's so fun when The Hills let's REAL real people on the show.
On a more serious note... I find it somewhat hypocritical of Brody to get so defensive when his fellow bros tell him the Crazy Pin-Up Bitch has changed him. Isn't this what happened with Spencer and Brody when Heidi came into the picture?

So tonight's main event: Slutty Bitch versus Crazy Pin-Up Bitch sit down for a nice classy conversation at some posh restaurant. Unfortunately there isn't much to report... Jayde calls Kristin a slut, Kristin calls Jayde a crazy bitch. Do these girls not watch their own show?

And are Heidi and Audrina really friends now? Audrina swears off Justin-Bobby and Heidi swears off the pill! Brody then swears off life if he and Jayde every fight again! The Bro tells the Pin-Up he'll jump off a building if the two fight again... guess we know Mr. Jenner's run on the show is coming to an end...


And where has Metherella run off to? And the sad thing is, has anyone noticed?

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