Best line EVER

So the guy MTV bought for Audrina to take on dates said the best line in The Hills history...
At a random bar, Justin-Bobby2 asks "You in deep thought over there?" It was pure gold.

The other big thing this week is Holly Montag's drinking. She let's loose at a Bolthouse event (remember, Heidi's "employer") and Speidi takes notice. They tell her stop the drinking. Seriously? What happened to taking shots in Mexico and getting "married," Speidi?
But what is going on here? Alcoholism? Audrina in deep thought? Adam DiVello, stick to what you're good at... sex tape rumors and mascara tears coming from one eye.

If there is a God, "The Hills" will fit this into the show

Irony, anyone? On the scenes for this weeks The Hills Stephanie Pratt, Metherella, tells Heidi her sister Holly, "really needs help." Oh Metherella I hope you're eating your words now (or eating something, please). Perez Hilton is reporting that Stephanie has landed in jail on DUI charges. A rehab veteran, Stephanie may need to make another trip.
PLEASE, Adam DiVello, include this in the show!!!

Season 5, Part 2?

I couldn't help but noticed during a commercial break the ad for Season 5 of The Hills on DVD. The interesting part is, it's being billed as Season 5 Part 1. So this is Part 2 then? Is MTV not confident enough to make this a season of it's own?

Anyways. So finally a more believable storyline--Kristin and Brody. God I hope this happens. Makes me reminiscent of the good ole days with K-Cav, LC, and Stephen back in Laguna. Hopefully Kristin will ditch Justin-Bobby (or ugh Justin-Tubby, he's gained some since those days of being the lean, hairy hipster). Good to see some of the cast is losing weight... but does it really count if it all goes into your lips, Metherella?
And why is it the previews for next week's episode always seem more exciting than anything on the episodes?
WE MISS LAUREN!

Is it just me, or does this stuff suck?

I mean ok... I gotta hand it to Adam DiVello, he's trying. Kristin was a genius idea, but I don't buy it! Not with Justin-Bobby. They don't make sense! MTV what's wrong? Oh yeah. I know what's wrong... and it was very obvious in tonight's episode... where's Lauren? They even mentioned her AGAIN tonight. The girl, love her or hate her, carried that show. She linked everyone together. Now everything just seems too random yet staged. Once she jumps back to Brody, things will get interesting. Things will get more... realistic!

And for Christsakes, who in their right mind would like Heidi babysit their kid (even if it is just their nephew)?