So true...

I love the website Texts From Last Night and today as I was going through the little bits of hilarity I came across this The Hills related text:

(412): i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.

So true!

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"I just want you to be happy"

Ah, the fateful words of a young Miss Kristin Cavallari. I'm sure she said the same thing to her childhood friend Jessica before "hooking up" with her crush (oh we all remember that episode of Laguna Beach)
Ah the return of Speidi's shrink! Did you see the look on that poor psychiatrist's face when Heidi suggested she trick Spencer and go off her birth control? It's so fun when The Hills let's REAL real people on the show.
On a more serious note... I find it somewhat hypocritical of Brody to get so defensive when his fellow bros tell him the Crazy Pin-Up Bitch has changed him. Isn't this what happened with Spencer and Brody when Heidi came into the picture?

So tonight's main event: Slutty Bitch versus Crazy Pin-Up Bitch sit down for a nice classy conversation at some posh restaurant. Unfortunately there isn't much to report... Jayde calls Kristin a slut, Kristin calls Jayde a crazy bitch. Do these girls not watch their own show?

And are Heidi and Audrina really friends now? Audrina swears off Justin-Bobby and Heidi swears off the pill! Brody then swears off life if he and Jayde every fight again! The Bro tells the Pin-Up he'll jump off a building if the two fight again... guess we know Mr. Jenner's run on the show is coming to an end...


And where has Metherella run off to? And the sad thing is, has anyone noticed?

Snip Snip...

So on the latest episode of The Hills Spence decides to nip it in the balls-he goes to get a vasectomy. Is The Hills really that desperate? Vasectomies now? Really?
But aside from that one sour note, the episode was free of Metherella!!
DUDrina and Justin-Bobby has a nice little date together during which he basically told her it's over. Boo hoo, no more greasey hair and days without showering. If I were Audrina I'd celebrate!
Meanwhile, Kristin and Brody go clubbin' together only to meet a fistful of Jayde's fury! The drunken sl*t (which one!? I kid, I kid) goes loco on Kristin. Guess there wasn't a full bottle of Jager handy to subdue her...

It's a headband...

This clip
from MadTV really makes me miss the good ole days. This is a good one too!

So the last two episodes of what is becoming MTV's biggest mistake have been somewhat more exciting. Last week there was an intervention. This week it was the producer/writers attempt to recreate the epic fight between Lauren and Heidi (remember, "You know what you did!") with what could barely be called a dispute between Kristin and Audrina. I mean damn, if these girls can't even get trashy enough to fight properly in a club, why should we waste our time watching?
And why don't they try writing new, interesting plot lines... like what about Metherella? She has so much potential, but is basically just Whitney2.0.